Doctor and nurse jokes

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The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."

"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "May I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change..."

Rating: 3.6 |

Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?
Why?
Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!

Rating: 2.6 |

Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer.
Well bring him in so I can cure him.
I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

Rating: 3.6 |

A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, "How is she?"
The nurse replied, "Oh, she's quite dopey."
One of the friends said, "We know that, but how is she healthwise?"

Rating: 4.2 |

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver.
A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back.
"Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course in first aid."
The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder. "Pardon me," she said. "But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I'm right here."

Rating: 3.2 |

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