Doctor and nurse jokes
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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?
It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!
How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just have a nursing assistant do it.
As much as the doctor orders.
How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
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